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don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. but be sexy. if you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s your own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. if you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. don’t be a tease. if we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex.

patriarchy proverb (via yayhaz)

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movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

moosecannoncop:

trying to sing both parts in a disney song like

A WHOLE NEW WORLdon’t you dare close your eyes

A HUNDRED THOUShold your breath it gets better

I’M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I’VE COME SO FAR, I CAN’T GO BACK TO WHEREa whole new wooorrlllEVERY TURN A SURPRIwith new horizonEVERY MOMENT GETS BETTER

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mcgregorswench:

you forgot the best set….

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whohomuhere:

I don’t think I’ve ever watched a more hilarious steam summer sale video.

hiddlesworthing:

Make Me Choose || Anonymous asked: Asgard or Midgard

commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

wilwheaton:

biologicallyqueer:

ahahahahahahaha
oh fuck 

BOOM

wilwheaton:

biologicallyqueer:

ahahahahahahaha

oh fuck 

BOOM

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mattjonesphotography:

The view from one of our tea house rooms (roughly $2 a night) walking our way to Gokyo.  Trekking through Nepal’s Himalayas isn’t as expensive as some people might think.B-Sides from 'Lakes of Gokyo'
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mattjonesphotography:

The view from one of our tea house rooms (roughly $2 a night) walking our way to Gokyo.  Trekking through Nepal’s Himalayas isn’t as expensive as some people might think.

B-Sides from 'Lakes of Gokyo'

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ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: A Scene You Really Wanted To Be In The Movies, But Wasn’t

Have a biscuit, Potter.